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Hoo hoo hoo! Hello there! For those of you who might not know, I'm Jane Crocker! *smiles and waves in a friendly manner*
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May 19 '12

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May 16 '12
theboredvegetarian:

Stuffed Bell Peppers with Quinoa, Spinach, Goat Cheese and Toasted Pumpkin SeedsMy brother called me out on slacking on the blog, and he’s right.  I’ll admit I’ve been a bit overwhelmed with work and keeping up with social obligations (aka rooftop bbqs), so being in the kitchen has taken a bit of a backseat recently.  I’m working on getting my recipe wheels turning again…
2 Orange Bell Peppers1 cup Black Quinoa 3 handfuls fresh Spinach (big stems removed)1 cup Grape Tomatoes 2-3 Tbsp Goat Cheese1/4 cup Raw Pumpkin Seeds (sans shell, or buy already roasted, also called Pepitas)2 cloves Garlic, chopped2 Tbsp Extra Virgin Olive OilA few splashes of Dry White Wine Salt to tastePreheat oven to 375 and roast pumpkin seeds until they brown slightly.  Remove from oven, and turn oven up to 425. Bring two cups of water to boil in a sauce pan.  Add in quinoa and a pinch of salt.  Turn heat down to a simmer and cover pan with a lid.  Cook until liquid is completely absorbed, about 15 mintutes.  In a saute pan, add olive oil and chopped garlic.  Saute on low/medium heat until soft.  Add spinach and toss with olive oil & garlic.  The leaves will begin to wilt.  Add quinoa to the spinach and toss together, continuing over heat.  Add dry white wine a little at a time and stir until liquid start to evaporate.  Salt to taste.  Cut grape tomatoes in half and toss with quinoa.  Add most of the toasted pumpkin seeds as well.  Remove from heat and set aside.  On a cutting board, cut off the tops of the peppers and remove the seeds and any remaining white edges inside the pepper with your hands.  Stuff each pepper with quinoa mixture.  Place in a shallow pan so peppers stay upright and cover with aluminum foil.  Bake in the oven until the peppers are soft but still have a bit of bite to them.  Remove from heat and top with goat cheese and toasted pumpkin seeds.
This recipe is completely packed with good nutrients (protein! fiber! iron! vitamin c!), which is what I was craving.  I swam laps for the first time in years tonight and donned my dorky, faded swim team suit from 1999 and Dollar $tore rainbow swim cap. The stuffed bell pepper was a nice healthy and filling dinner after the pool.

theboredvegetarian:

Stuffed Bell Peppers with Quinoa, Spinach, Goat Cheese and Toasted Pumpkin Seeds

My brother called me out on slacking on the blog, and he’s right.  I’ll admit I’ve been a bit overwhelmed with work and keeping up with social obligations (aka rooftop bbqs), so being in the kitchen has taken a bit of a backseat recently.  I’m working on getting my recipe wheels turning again…

2 Orange Bell Peppers
1 cup Black Quinoa
3 handfuls fresh Spinach (big stems removed)
1 cup Grape Tomatoes
2-3 Tbsp Goat Cheese
1/4 cup Raw Pumpkin Seeds (sans shell, or buy already roasted, also called Pepitas)
2 cloves Garlic, chopped
2 Tbsp Extra Virgin Olive Oil
A few splashes of Dry White Wine
Salt to taste

Preheat oven to 375 and roast pumpkin seeds until they brown slightly.  Remove from oven, and turn oven up to 425. Bring two cups of water to boil in a sauce pan.  Add in quinoa and a pinch of salt.  Turn heat down to a simmer and cover pan with a lid.  Cook until liquid is completely absorbed, about 15 mintutes.  In a saute pan, add olive oil and chopped garlic.  Saute on low/medium heat until soft.  Add spinach and toss with olive oil & garlic.  The leaves will begin to wilt.  Add quinoa to the spinach and toss together, continuing over heat.  Add dry white wine a little at a time and stir until liquid start to evaporate.  Salt to taste.  Cut grape tomatoes in half and toss with quinoa.  Add most of the toasted pumpkin seeds as well.  Remove from heat and set aside.  On a cutting board, cut off the tops of the peppers and remove the seeds and any remaining white edges inside the pepper with your hands.  Stuff each pepper with quinoa mixture.  Place in a shallow pan so peppers stay upright and cover with aluminum foil.  Bake in the oven until the peppers are soft but still have a bit of bite to them.  Remove from heat and top with goat cheese and toasted pumpkin seeds.

This recipe is completely packed with good nutrients (protein! fiber! iron! vitamin c!), which is what I was craving.  I swam laps for the first time in years tonight and donned my dorky, faded swim team suit from 1999 and Dollar $tore rainbow swim cap. The stuffed bell pepper was a nice healthy and filling dinner after the pool.

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May 13 '12
lilij:

never not hilarious

lilij:

never not hilarious

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May 10 '12

verms:

strawberries

STRAWBERRIES EVERYWHERE

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May 7 '12

firesiderechauffe:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

langste:

Passionfruit & Lemon Trifle with Macarons

My Blog: Screaming at food since 2012

Oh God get inside me.

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May 5 '12
killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

Tell your teacher she’s missing an apostrophe.

killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

Tell your teacher she’s missing an apostrophe.

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May 1 '12
bakeitinacake:

A very talented Bake It in a Cake reader named Daniela made the double rainbow coconut cupcakes and they look SO AMAZING! She was kind enough to give me permission to share her photo. She says: “I am really excited about how good they looked (and they tasted even better!)”
Here’s the recipe, should you want to make your own (and you do). A perfect spring treat!
(And if you make your own Bake It in a Cake creation, send me a photo! I’d love see your creations.)

bakeitinacake:

A very talented Bake It in a Cake reader named Daniela made the double rainbow coconut cupcakes and they look SO AMAZING! She was kind enough to give me permission to share her photo. She says: “I am really excited about how good they looked (and they tasted even better!)”

Here’s the recipe, should you want to make your own (and you do). A perfect spring treat!

(And if you make your own Bake It in a Cake creation, send me a photo! I’d love see your creations.)

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Apr 30 '12
sarkyfancypants:

garydactyl:

senile-snake:

tutankafer:

rocketfists:

Excuse me?

where can i purchase these 

The master snack.

Shit that icing looks delicious but I think the Doritos are a bit much haha

Ew… it doesn’t look so appetizing for me.

Dirk, stop bringing these horrible atrocities into existence! >:B

sarkyfancypants:

garydactyl:

senile-snake:

tutankafer:

rocketfists:

Excuse me?

where can i purchase these 

The master snack.

Shit that icing looks delicious but I think the Doritos are a bit much haha

Ew… it doesn’t look so appetizing for me.

Dirk, stop bringing these horrible atrocities into existence! >:B

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Apr 30 '12

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Apr 29 '12

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Apr 26 '12
ludicrouscupcake:

tragicallysilly:

neurobeetle:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

COLLEEN AND GARRETT.
WE NEED TO DO THIS.

I am so doing this tonight if I can

OH MY GOD
THAT IS A SEXY LITTLE HEART ATTACK

DOING THIS WHEN I GET HOMEE

Oh, this looks scrumptious! 

ludicrouscupcake:

tragicallysilly:

neurobeetle:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

COLLEEN AND GARRETT.

WE NEED TO DO THIS.

I am so doing this tonight if I can

OH MY GOD

THAT IS A SEXY LITTLE HEART ATTACK

DOING THIS WHEN I GET HOMEE

Oh, this looks scrumptious! 

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Apr 26 '12

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Apr 23 '12

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Apr 23 '12

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Apr 11 '12

eridanwashere:

cod damnit

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

The master prankstress strikes again!

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